Flaubert, Kafka, Proust, and Joyce:
Culture breeders have no choice;
Kafka, Proust, Joyce, Flaubert —
But birdcage cleaners should beware:
Joyces, Prousts, Flauberts, and Kafkas
Make all readers sneeze and cough ’cause
Kafka, Joyce, Flaubert, and Proust
Ph.Ds come home to roost.